An outdate species of the hell demon Sundaravej tyrantis (Varanidae, Squamata) from Bangkok, Thailand
Department of Zoology and Paleontology, Boringdays Political Animal Research Institute (BPARI), Bangkok, 10100, THAILAND. (visit: http://www.boringdays.net).
(Received 1 August 2008; accepted 18 August 2008)
Abstract
The hell demon is a group of the political animal that found commonly in Thailand. A species of Sundaravej was recorded and described. An outdate Sundaravej tyrantis is characterized by its ill-favored, unpropitious, inauspicious appearance; dogmatic and gluttonous behavior; and daily, endless lie. It usually mimics itself as blue-blood and uses its mimicry as killing weapon, and for sale. Previously it fed on blood and asphalt; lately it feeds on mega projects while it infatuates in carnality and political power.
Introduction
The hell demon is a common name of a group of the Varanidae lizard (also call „Here+‟) which composed of tens genera these including Sundaravej, Teinthong, Silpaarsha, Shitchop, Suebwonglee, Sasomtrap, Penkair, Damapong, Shinawatra. More than half of known genera and species in this group were found in the fossil form while a very small number that still present now day is recorded in South East Asia mainly in Thailand (PAD, 2006). The genus Sundaravej is well known for its history especially the October event. The genus was recognized a hundred year ago during the King Rama VI period, later it was expelled and forgotten (Sondhi, 2008). Around the year 1976 and slightly before, a species of Sundaravej was found and recorded as Sundaravej sp. but none of scientist was dares to describe (Veera, 1977). The specimen is kept in the Thai parliament for nearly 40 years as disgusting, primitive politician. In the last few years it was kept rottenly somewhere close to Santi Asoka Temple, Bangkok. At the end of life, in the turn of time, this hell demon became a proxy of Shinawatra tyrantis then risen its power as disgusting puppet Prime Minister.
As it is well known and probably as a big name of unwelcome, unacceptable, and vulgar behaviors, most people prefer to call it as „iMak‟ or „iMak iSad‟ or „iHok Hak‟ (Somkeit, 2008) or „Samak Bagin‟ and other detestable names (PAD, 2008). This paper describes the anatomical character and behavior of Sundaravej tyrantis in all aspect.
Materials and Method
Single specimen which was collected by the Court of Justice is used for the external appearance study. The dissection for internal anatomy cannot be done because it harmful and there is a need of proper preservation for further study. The behavior is observed while it appeared on the television and public places before it was imprisoned.
Result
There is only one specimen of S. tyrantis was found alive in Bangkok without any notice of discovery in other regions of Thailand. It lives with other Varanidae lizards in the dirtiest place, Government House (Wiki), in the daytime while it copulates with Felis catus in the nighttime at Olarn alley. It can be found in the public restroom and fresh market which is its most favorite places on every Sunday late morning.
Figure1. The photographs of live S. tyrantis, showing its common fervid face with stupid paper bird.
External Appearance. The animal is 1.73 meters in tall with weight of 125 Kilogram. The skin color is brown, scared with dark pigmentation. The skin is asphaltic thick, scaled but rather soft because of the thick layer of fat (hypodermis) that line beneath. The hair is grayish white.
The most noticeable character and unique of S. tyrantis is its nose which is ugly like those of pig. Many people believed it similar to Syzygium jambos fruit, so called „Chompoo nose‟. The nose turn upward, showing two ugly holes but properly match with that repulsive, disgusting, ugly face. The eyes are similar to the eye of the monitor lizard but having character of mad dog. The mount is another ugly organ opens below the Chompoo. The lips are thick which suite for swallowing asphalt, bribe, and mega projects. The lips are serving for three other main functions: (1) to spout the hundred percent lie; (2) to fallen the dogs and; (3) to sweep it own spouted saliva. The jaw and mandible are swellening. The head or cranium is small and narrow upward, showing no brain (see Fig. 1 and 2). The neck is shortened and thickens by the thick layer of hypodermis (see Fig. 3b).
The body is thick, swelling, and towering in shape. The belly is flabby, swollen melon-shaped or balloon-shaped forming a real repulsive organ. This because it was strained after fed on big amount of asphalt and other construction projects in the past. Finally, it became unable to be fulfilled (see Fig. 3a). The hands are viciousness and bloody as well as its mouth in the October event. The legs are inflated with fat and toxic. The hands and legs, in the most case, serve the same function of crawling but it also have ability of two-leg walking.
Figure 2. Illustrations of S. tyrantis showing its face and Chompoo or pig-like nose with ‘bow-wow’-like mouth. a) upward view of its silly face with bulky fatty chin; b) lateral view of its head; c) close look of ugly Chompoo, dirty mouth, and the monitor lizard-like eyes; d) downward view with small and pointed head.
Figure 3. Illustrations of half body. a) ventral view shows its balloon-shaped, badly-developed belly; b) semi-dorsal view that clear seen how the brain is rather empty and its bulky chin.
Figure 4. Common behaviors which is its identity. a) ravenous feeding; b) buying food stuffs in fresh market.
Behaviors. Since it has no any significant distinctive point showing notable, smart and public acceptance thus it tried to create some identities that strange. It is pointing that there is inferiority and envy in its mind. S. tyrantis tried many times showing its talent on cooking which anyone can do, nothing special. It tried hardly showing off his cooking skill and visiting fresh market every time it could find a chance. Like when it pays visit ASEAN countries, it off for seeing fresh market all the time (see Fig. 4b). Recently, it went to Thai-Cambodia border not for solving the border crisis but cooking a chicken-rice. Few months ago, after longtime of ignorance to the Deep South crisis, never before, suddenly it went to the area and did cooking. It also has a Cooking Television Program „Chimpai-Bonpai‟ on air for 7 years. It did Chimpai-Bonpai even when it on the puppet Prime Minister. To note, it feed greedily all the time like die of starvation (see Fig. 4a). Its favorite dessert is red-syrup and cream cake.
It loves to show off its despicable behavior via both posture and words. It always spout the rudely words to the public. The words that civilize people would never speak. Once it asked the news reporter “did you have sexual intercourse last night?” This event led public to name it „Mak Maethun‟. The Media Monitor organization has published a report listing the aggressive and rudely words of S. tyrantis which contains above 50 words and sentences for a period of 4 months. In fact, S. tyrantis has spouted out rudely word daily or every time it comes out to the public which is very hard to list all the word.
Not only rudely speaking, S. tyrantis is big name of liar. The famous case is about the October event in 1976, S. tyrantis said to a reporter “Only one student is dead” although it having said by itself 32 years before there is 47 death. Flib and flob is its permanence life style. The word of this animal is pure lying. It also has a television program on Sunday morning called „Talk Samak‟s Style‟ which is a channel to release the lie and rude. It loves to revile or vilify the reporter and others it faced. Recently, it scolded to the reporters in front of the toilet of „Or-Tor-Kor‟ fresh market after failed to hidden itself (see Fig. 5). It always used this tactic to avoid answering the tons of question that related to its responsibility.
With exception of ordinary food, it prefer to fill the bloody mouth with the „politician‟s diet‟. At the beginning it fed on asphalt and payola from construction projects together with power and reputation. It introduced lots of giant dream project with single purpose that is finding ways to corrupt but almost fail.
During the decline of political life, it presented a „corn-like condo‟ but failed again. Finally, it successfully fed on fire truck and ship project, garbage dump land, and water channel project. Recently, it tried hardly to feed on the mega project including the rental public bus, the new parliament building, mega water tunnel project and much more.
Figure 5. S. tyrantis angrily scolded to the news reporter after 45-minutes long hidden in the fresh market toilet. a) and b) are the same.
Moreover, it always behaves with others bad behavior partly became inborn trait. These including baby-like senile demeanor, motional fluctuation, lost maturity, furious, reasonless, self-centered, dogmatic, losing self-control, loose-tongued, meddlesomeness, ruthless, brutality, merciless, and be commit treason.
The biography of this animal is seft-written without any trustable source. It wrote several books to re-write its stories. Also it presents itself as „right-wing‟ or royalist, says „blue blood‟, but react nothing to against those who attract the monarchy. Instead, it act as protection of those people, refuse or ignore to use the law procedure. It use right-wing image as a stair to political power. That image is also purchasable and exchangeable. It supports dictator, coup d’etat whenever it gets benefit.
Discussion
The anatomical detail clearly shows that it fit to the genus description. S. tyrantis carry all character of the Sundaravej which is: Chompoo nose; thick and dirty mouth; lizard-like eye with mad; small and pointed head; swollen and towering-shaped body; and balloon-shaped belly. The behaviors and characters that described previously are fit to the definition of the Sundaravej.
The appearances and behaviors of S. Sundaravej are disgusting. Its words and saliva are poison. It born to for two purposes: lie and feeding. This animal is, indeed, needed to be eliminated. If let it live for one day it will cause the enormous disaster and ruin everything.
References
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People Alliances for Democracy. 2008. The Rally against Puppet & Tyrant Government. PAD, 35: 1955-2025.
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